This Changes Everything: Barack Obama's Secret Past

October 11, 2012

Everything about Barack Obama is suspicious -- but not as suspicious as it used to be. In the good old days, we had a new scandal each week, from claims that he's secretly a Muslim, to demands to see his birth certificate. But, this all is about to change. Stephen has finally found the story that will blow the lid off the Obama campaign: the president of the United States has a secret Martian past.


Brave patriot and lawyer Andrew D. Basiago says Obama was his roommate in the government’s top-secret space-time program, Project Pegusus. Basiago claims he was the first American child to teleport, traveling from New Jersey to New Mexico in mere seconds. After nearly 40 trips across America, Basigo says Obama and him soon teleported ... to Mars.


"Several times, I went to Mars in the jump room with him, and I was present on the surface with him, and others," said Basiago.

 

Why won't Obama admit him and his roommate's secret Martian past?  Watch the latest edition of "This Changes Everything" to find out -- and hear what teleportation expert William Shatner says to back up Basiago’s claims.