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March 29, 2010

Claire McCaskill

Senator (D - Missouri)

Tue

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Simon Johnson

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Craig Mullaney

i have a "friend" who was very interested in the bent penis story. lets just say "stephen c" in ny is relieved the horror will be over soon
11:48 PM Mar 18th from web
no dogs were harmed during the filming of tonight's show. i'm not sure what happened afterwards
11:41 PM Mar 18th from web
i should have guessed dogs were secret terrorists. their entire bodies are beards!
11:37 PM Mar 18th from web

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Middle Eastern Dogs We have terrorist sleeper cells in America, and they're at the foot of the bed.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin James Martin believes in capitalism, but he knows that it doesn't provide for everyone.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder An enzyme derived from gangrene is used to straighten clenched fingers and treat bent penises.
Mary Matalin Mary Matalin tries to avoid getting marked on Stephen's Republican Talking Points Bingo card.
Sign Off - Goodnight Stephen says goodnight.
3/18/10 in :60 Seconds Stephen introduces the world's first robotic pill case and checks off Mary Matalin's talking points.
Thursday March 18, 2010

Middle Eastern Dogs

Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty. (02:22)
Views: 43,575
Thursday March 18, 2010

Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin

James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone. (07:03)
Views: 28,312
Thursday March 18, 2010

Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder

An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills. (05:32)
Views: 13,802
Thursday March 18, 2010

Mary Matalin

Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points. (05:15)
Views: 21,757
Thursday March 18, 2010

Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody. (00:03)
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Views: 10,878
Thursday March 18, 2010

3/18/10 in :60 Seconds

Stephen announces the Guns for Knives swap, introduces a robotic pill case and checks off Mary Matalin's Republican talking points. (01:05)
Views: 7,649

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March 18, 2010 - Mary Matalin

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