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August 2, 2010

Jimmy Cliff

2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee

The reggae legend performs live on the show tonight!

Tue

3

Laura Ingraham

Author, "The Obama Diaries"

Wed

4

Michael Posner

Assistant Secretary, Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights and Labor

Thu

5

Savion Glover

Tap Dancer and Choreographer

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I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited for 2047's Robotic Housewives of Moon City.
about 5 hours ago from SocialOomph
Even The Real Housewives have been hit by the recession, having to settle for Bulgarian waxes. That's the one where they add hair.
about 21 hours ago from SocialOomph
Typing from inside the apology box. Someone please come free my head.
about 21 hours ago from SocialOomph

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Recap - Week of 7/26/10 Stephen exonerates Shirley Sherrod and nails the mastermind of a polka DVD pirating scam.
Intro - 7/29/10 The war on obesity has a new front -- its old front was so big it couldn't see its feet.
The Oil Is Missing Petroleum engineers must be armed with giant foam mallets to find the missing oil from the BP spill.
Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III Scientists develop a robot that eats partially processed sewage then goes number two.
Apology Box Stephen uses his apology box to say sorry to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank.
Andy Cohen Andy Cohen and Stephen act out an exchange from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
Sign Off - Cocktails Stephen signs off with a cocktail.
Colbert Report: 7/29/10 in :60 Seconds Stephen uses his apology box and re-enacts a "Real Housewives" argument with Andy Cohen.
Friday July 30, 2010

Recap - Week of 7/26/10

Stephen exonerates Shirley Sherrod and nails the mastermind of a polka DVD pirating scam. (04:19)
Tags: Weekly Recap
Views: 6,853
Thursday July 29, 2010

Intro - 7/29/10

Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV. (00:37)
Views: 18,404
Thursday July 29, 2010

The Oil Is Missing

The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets. (02:21)
Views: 14,124
Thursday July 29, 2010

Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III

Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap. (05:17)
Views: 13,844
Thursday July 29, 2010

Apology Box

Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it. (05:42)
Views: 10,957
Thursday July 29, 2010

Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City." (05:41)
Views: 19,409
Thursday July 29, 2010

Sign Off - Cocktails

Stephen says goodnight with a cocktail. (00:05)
Tags: sign off, alcohol
Views: 6,252
Thursday July 29, 2010

Colbert Report: 7/29/10 in :60 Seconds

Stephen uses his apology box and re-enacts a "Real Housewives" argument with Andy Cohen. (01:04)
Views: 4,798

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