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i have a "friend" who was very interested in the bent penis story. lets just say "stephen c" in ny is relieved the horror will be over soon
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no dogs were harmed during the filming of tonight's show. i'm not sure what happened afterwards
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i should have guessed dogs were secret terrorists. their entire bodies are beards!
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Middle Eastern Dogs We have terrorist sleeper cells in America, and they're at the foot of the bed.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin James Martin believes in capitalism, but he knows that it doesn't provide for everyone.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder An enzyme derived from gangrene is used to straighten clenched fingers and treat bent penises.
Mary Matalin Mary Matalin tries to avoid getting marked on Stephen's Republican Talking Points Bingo card.
Sign Off - Goodnight Stephen says goodnight.
3/18/10 in :60 Seconds Stephen introduces the world's first robotic pill case and checks off Mary Matalin's talking points.
Thursday March 18, 2010

Middle Eastern Dogs

Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty. (02:22)
Tags: Middle East, dogs, pets, animals
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Views: 43,575
Thursday March 18, 2010

Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin

James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone. (07:03)
Tags: James Martin, interviews, books, Colbert on the Ert, Glenn Beck, radio, Catholic, Christian, Jesus, photos, poverty, charity, Pope Benedict XVI, popes, religion, Jimmy
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Views: 28,312
Thursday March 18, 2010

Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder

An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills. (05:32)
Tags: Cheating Death, Prescott Group, Vaxa, health, men/women, penises, photos, senior citizens, drugs, robots, Jimmy, Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.
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Views: 13,802
Thursday March 18, 2010

Mary Matalin

Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points. (05:15)
Tags: Mary Matalin, interviews, James Carville, Republicans, Democrats, health, reform
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Views: 21,757
Thursday March 18, 2010

Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody. (00:03)
Tags: sign off
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Views: 10,878
Thursday March 18, 2010

3/18/10 in :60 Seconds

Stephen announces the Guns for Knives swap, introduces a robotic pill case and checks off Mary Matalin's Republican talking points. (01:05)
Tags: Colbert in :60 Seconds
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Views: 7,649

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March 18, 2010 - Mary Matalin

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