The Colbert Report

Upcoming Guests

February 9, 2010

George Stephanopoulos

Read his bio

Anchor, "Good Morning America"

Wed

10

Claire Danes

Read her bio

Thu

11

Al Michaels

Read his bio

Tonight on The Daily Show

Newt Gingrich
Author, "To Try Men's Souls"
Buy his book

Grammy, Please!

A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All won the Grammy for Best Comedy Album of 2009! Congratulations to Stephen, his staff and all the artists who contributed. Read all about it on Comedy Central Insider, and get your copy today!

Haiti Earthquake Disaster Relief

Text the word HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the American Red Cross.

Other ways to donate:

American Red Cross
Mercy Corps Haiti Earthquake Fund
Partners in Health
The White House
stephenathome on Twitter
Alan Greenspan says our deficit could sink us. If only we could find whoever was behind America's financial policies for the past 20 years
about 3 hours ago from web
Can't get that "thumb" reminder off my hand. I lost my note that tells me how to erase writing from skin
about 6 hours ago from web
From now on, I call dibs on all of Safran Foer's steaks
about 17 hours ago from web
More
 

All New Videos

To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Office Super Bowl Ad Pool Stephen was sure this would finally be the year for "squirrels in a farting contest to sell Doritos."
The Word - Faux 'N' Tell Suspects may give false information under torture, but sometimes it's the made-up stuff that happens.
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter Sarah Palin writing notes on her hand shows she's not like those elites and their memory.
Jonathan Safran Foer Jonathan Safran Foer warns of the health risk that American agriculture poses.
Sign Off - Goodnight Stephen says goodnight.
2/8/10 in :60 Seconds Stephen reminds himself he has a thumb and talks free-range eggs with Jonathan Safran Foer.
Monday February 8, 2010

Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras. (02:50)
Tags: Super Bowl, sports, football, gambling, advertising, Jimmy, bestiality, animals, sex, cars/trucks, Toyota, recalls, apologies
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 23,004
Monday February 8, 2010

The Word - Faux 'N' Tell

If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress. (06:02)
Tags: The Word, Obama administration, scandals, interrogations, Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, terrorism, FBI, intelligence, torture
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 12,103
Monday February 8, 2010

Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter

Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards." (05:12)
Tags: Sarah Palin, conventions, speeches, slogans, nailed, teleprompter, Rush Limbaugh, Rahm Emanuel, Jimmy
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 173,272
Monday February 8, 2010

Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values. (05:22)
Tags: Jonathan Safran Foer, interviews, books, food, vegetarians, farming, animals, health
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 19,266
Monday February 8, 2010

Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody. (00:07)
Tags: sign off
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 6,567
Monday February 8, 2010

2/8/10 in :60 Seconds

Stephen defends Toyota, writes notes on his hand and describes the lives of free-range chickens to Jonathan Safran Foer. (01:00)
Tags: Colbert in :60 Seconds
Watch the full episode now.
Views: 4,593

Colbert Collections

WATCH ALL 7 CLIPS 
Emmy, Please!

Watch clips from Stephen's long and tumultuous history with the Emmys.
Watch now 
WATCH ALL 10 CLIPS 
Colbert's Best Apple Moments

Courtesy of the Insider Blog here are the best Apple-related bits from The Colbert Report.
Watch now 
WATCH ALL 9 CLIPS 
Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA

Dr. Colbert saves lives.
Watch now 
WATCH ALL 5 CLIPS 
Best Twitter Moments

Stephen types the news at you in 140 characters or less.
Watch now 
WATCH ALL 9 CLIPS 
Kanye West

Will Stephen succeed in his quest to humble Kanye on iTunes?
Watch now 
 
Use your Facebook account to sign into colbertnation.com and rate, comment or post videos to your profile.
FAQ about Facebook Connect »

Most Recent Episode

 

February 8, 2010 - Jonathan Safran Foer

Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand, and Jonathan Safran Foer urges Americans to eat less meat.

Watch more full episodes.

Support the USA!

Buy the new Colbert Nation cap and 70% of the proceeds will go to the U.S. Speedskating Team.

Download The Word App

When Stephen Colbert delivers The Word, it comes from his gut. Isn't it time it also came from your iPhone?

Tickets

Use our calendar to determine which days you can come and see a live taping of The Colbert Report.

Get Tickets Now!