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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or Alive

Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told. (5:05)

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Posted: 08/08/2006

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