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The Colbert Report

  • Wednesday February 22, 2012
  • | Views: 86,094

Nancy Pelosi

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi believes that super PACs threaten American democracy and that Citizens United should be overturned. (08:13)

Tags:  Nancy Pelosi, interviews, Colbert Super PAC, money, fundraising, wealth, democracy, Supreme Court, freedom of speech, business, elections, Better Know a District, Colbert Bump, advertising, Congress, government, California, Catholic, Lent, holidays, Jesus, Rick Santorum, men/women, health, birth control, family, kids
  • Tuesday June 28, 2011
  • | Views: 21,542

Alexandra Pelosi

Emmy-winning filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary, "Citizen U.S.A," about citizenship ceremonies throughout the 50 states. (06:22)

Tags:  Alexandra Pelosi, interviews, Better Know a District, movies, immigration, citizenship, marijuana, Nancy Pelosi, America, Barack Obama, alcohol, drugs, morality, documentaries, patriotism, stereotypes
  • Monday June 13, 2011
  • | Views: 27,821

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old. (06:20)

Tags:  Henry Kissinger, interviews, books, China, Mao Zedong, history, diplomacy, international affairs, Nobel Prize, security, Cold War, wars, Better Know
  • Wednesday March 9, 2011
  • | Views: 66,629

Bench Press - Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner wants to ensure that the Supreme Court upholds a standard of ethics by asking Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from health care cases. (05:25)

Tags:  Anthony Weiner, appearances, Clarence Thomas, friend of the show, Supreme Court, Megyn Kelly, Fox News, Better Know a District, media, pundits, health, laws, ethics, business, Jimmy
  • Wednesday November 3, 2010
  • | Views: 56,454

We Hardly Better Knew Ye

CNN picks up an unprecedented amount of opinions, the Sharron Angle Mystery Policy Box remains a secret, and Stephen says goodbye to some fallen friends. (08:08)

Tags:  John Boehner, I Did It!, balloons, Republicans, CNN, media, pundits, James Carville, Better Know a District, Ken Buck, gay/homosexual, alcohol, Sharron Angle, Joe Sestak, friend of the show, photos, midterm elections, Indecision 2010, Indecision, songs, Jimmy, Democrats
  • Thursday June 17, 2010
  • | Views: 64,092

South Carolina's 4th District Primary - Bob Inglis

Bob Inglis should quit Congress and get a job at Olive Garden to convince the people of South Carolina he's not an incumbent. (06:33)

Tags:  Bob Inglis, interviews, Congress, South Carolina, Better Know a District, friend of the show, conservative, primaries, elections, Indecision, Indecision 2010, scandals, photos, Jimmy, Nikki Haley, religion, Bob Jones University, challenges
  • Monday December 7, 2009
  • | Views: 38,065

Who's Attacking Me Now? - G. Edward DeSeve

Stefan Colburt will fight G. Edward DeSeve anywhere in America, like Rhode Island's 65th District. (03:04)

Tags:  Who's Attacking Me Now?, G. Edward DeSeve, crying, nailed, stimulus package, fights, Internet, fetishes, Better Know a District
  • Wednesday June 24, 2009
  • | Views: 49,199

Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting

Mark Sanford releases the juicy details of his torrid affair at a press conference, putting Stephen to sleep. (05:56)

Tags:  Mark Sanford, adultery, marriage, scandals, Jimmy, Better Know, Argentina, sleep, Jonas Brothers, music, transvestites, photos, dreams, South Carolina, dancing
  • Tuesday June 23, 2009
  • | Views: 71,925

Governor Alert - The Search for Mark Sanford

As his first act as governor of South Carolina, Stephen calls off the search for Mark Sanford. (04:16)

Tags:  Better Know, Mark Sanford, scandals, friend of the show, on location, national parks, Iran, Jimmy, animals, dogs, lying, South Carolina, royalty, pets
  • Tuesday June 2, 2009
  • | Views: 16,527

Jim Moran vs. Viagra

Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day. (04:43)

Tags:  Jim Moran, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, drugs, kids, advertising, Jimmy, Better Know a District, fights, Iraq War, penises
  • Monday March 30, 2009
  • | Views: 46,714

Space Module: Colbert - Democracy in Orbit

Representative Chaka Fattah insists that Stephen won the NASA node-naming contest fair and square. (03:18)

Tags:  Space Module: Colbert, space, NASA, Jimmy, Chaka Fattah, Better Know a District, Colbert Nation, challenges, Bill Cosby, it-getters, photos
  • Thursday January 8, 2009
  • | Views: 28,152

Leg Wrestling Rematch

Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team. (03:24)

Tags:  Better Know a District, Utah, Jason Chaffetz, wrestling, competitions, local news team, challenges, lookin' good
  • Monday July 21, 2008
  • | Views: 42,860

Intro - 7/21/08

Barack Obama embarks on a world tour; the media sells out in record time. (00:32)

Tags:  intro, Barack Obama, media, Better Know a Lobby, Jim Webb, books, movies, Indecision, Indecision 2008, elections, Sierra Club
  • Thursday June 26, 2008
  • | Views: 39,335

Robert Wexler

Stephen asks Congressman Robert Wexler to say some things about his constituents since they're asleep. (05:36)

Tags:  Robert Wexler, interviews, books, liberal, friend of the show, fights, Better Know a District, Barack Obama, conservative, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Indecision, Indecision 2008, Florida, senior citizens, cocaine, candidates, flip-flopper, elections
  • Thursday May 17, 2007
  • | Views: 2,444

The Hammer Is Here!

Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark. (4:19)

Tags:  Tom DeLay, crime, Congress, Better Know a District, music, John Ashcroft, environment, global warming, drugs, hippies
  • Thursday May 17, 2007
  • | Views: 1,484

Sign Off - Rafters

Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again. (0:06)

Tags:  sign off, Tom DeLay, Jimmy, Better Know a District
  • Tuesday April 24, 2007
  • | Views: 55,714

D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen tells Eleanor Holmes Norton that this is the United States of America, not the United Districts of Columbia of America. (3:23)

Tags:  Eleanor Holmes Norton, appearances, Washington DC, Congress, government, Better Know a District, voting, founding fathers, rage, fights, friend of the show
  • Monday March 19, 2007
  • | Views: 9,590

Emanuel Attacks Stephen

Congressman Rahm Emanuel tells freshman students to avoid Stephen, and Stephen fights back by offering the congressman a severed finger. (2:36)

Tags:  Washington, America, movies, Rahm Emanuel, Better Know a District, Steve Cohen, ethnic, CNN, Democrats, Illinois
  • Thursday March 8, 2007
  • | Views: 112,360

Intro - 3/8/07

Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week. (0:29)

Tags:  intro, Lewis Scooter Libby, Ted Koppel, Better Know a District, Discovery Channel, Kentucky, sharks, cooking, apologies, trials/hearings
  • Wednesday January 17, 2007
  • | Views: 432

Intro - 1/17/07

It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin. (0:38)

Tags:  intro, sports, gay/homosexual, books, terrorism, Richard Clarke, anniversaries, Better Know a District, give it to me, NFL, football
  • Thursday December 14, 2006
  • | Views: 12,405

Letter to Representative Jack Kingston

Stephen admits it -- at the end of each week, he sends a letter to Rep. Jack Kingston telling him all the things he learned that week. (2:03)

Tags:  Jack Kingston, Georgia, Congress, Jimmy, Rosie O'Donnell, Seattle, Better Know a District, Stephen's laptop
  • Tuesday December 12, 2006
  • | Views: 6,360

Intro - 12/12/06

America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage. (0:29)

Tags:  intro, wars, Iraq, Better Know a District, Dan Savage, sex, gay/homosexual, Iraq War
  • Monday December 11, 2006
  • | Views: 15,867

Jack Kingston

Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness. (4:00)

Tags:  Jack Kingston, interviews, Congress, Georgia, Better Know a District
  • Thursday October 5, 2006
  • | Views: 1,249

Intro - 10/5/06

Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media. (0:30)

Tags:  intro, Amy Goodman, media, Better Know a District, profiling, truthiness, Nebraska, advertising
  • Monday June 5, 2006
  • | Views: 4,313

The In-Box - 100th Episode

Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show. (3:18)

Tags:  In-Box, gay/homosexual, Russ Lieber, David Cross, Better Know a District, liberal, Barney Frank
  • Tuesday April 4, 2006
  • | Views: 3,650

DeLay Retires

House majority leader Tom DeLay announced his resignation, and Stephen gives him the tribute he deserves. (1:49)

Tags:  Tom DeLay, sports, Better Know a District, John Ashcroft, songs, scandals
  • Tuesday January 10, 2006
  • | Views: 4,917

The In-Box - Taking a Bullet

Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off. (1:50)

Tags:  In-Box, America, Conan O'Brien, Ronald Reagan, On Notice/Dead to Me, Better Know a District
  • Monday November 28, 2005
  • | Views: 3,017

Viewer Phone Calls

Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag. (3:24)

Tags:  phone calls, Christmas, Colbert Nation, Better Know a District, Canada, the heroes, holidays, audience interaction, Iraq War, military, conspiracies, Michigan, flags, laws
  • Wednesday August 5, 2009
  • | Views: 24,566

2010 Midterms - Joe Sestak

Joe Sestak is running against Arlen Specter for the Pennsylvania Senate seat so he can bring health care reform to all Americans. (08:11)

Tags:  Joe Sestak, appearances, elections, campaigns, primaries, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Democrats, David Vitter, porn, Kentucky, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter, Colbert Bump, Jimmy, military, health, laws, Indecision, balls, addiction, cracks up, puppets, midterm elections, Indecision 2010, religion, Better Know a District