Valentine's Day

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The Colbert Report

Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)

In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s. (2:05)

Guns for Roses

Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns. (01:48)

"Bang with Friends" App

What happened to the old days of wooing someone by waiting for last call and shambling into a cab with any nonresistant warm body? (02:53)

Safe Sex for Senior Citizens

A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)

Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments

Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns. (6:47)

Stephen Colbert's Free Americone Dream Day

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)

Diane Keaton

Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug. (06:15)