Tonight: Stephen celebrates American values, teaches the White House Press Corps some manners and learns how John Kasich dares call himself Bill O'Reilly's replacement. (0:29)
Highlights from the world of Stephen and his guests include a question about John McCain's balls and a dramatic reunion with some Starbucks coffee. (03:56)
Shadowy forces are suppressing the truth about chupacabras, extraterrestrials and, most importantly, what's become of Stephen's O'Reilly interview footage. (1:34)