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March 4, 2008: Nailed 'Em - Graffiti Punk
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Tuesday
, March 4, 2008
Nailed 'Em - Graffiti Punk
The New York City Sanitation Department has nailed a six-year-old calcium sulfate junkie. (3:52)
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