After finding out that China beats the U.S. in the number of jailed journalists, Stephen throws a few more in the grey bar hotel to get up to number one. (2:39)
Each year the date of Chinese New Year is getting earlier and Stephen is concerned that the Chinese are catching up to Americans -- just look at what they did to Chuck Norris! (4:16)
Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran." (0:35)