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August 5, 2008: Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
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Tuesday
, August 5, 2008
Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed. (00:39)
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