John McCain accepts the presidential nomination in front of a green screen so we, the heroes, can make him seem more young and vital by comparison. (05:14)
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name all 10. (6:34)
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to have his name, hidden in an acronym, included in the bill. (6:18)
If you don't have a shovel or a garbage can, Representative John Yarmuth believes the only thing you can do to dispose of kittens is to throw them in a woodchipper. (6:17)