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Tuesday November 8, 2005

America Doesn't Torture

The president says that America doesn't do anything illegal. Torture is illegal. Ergo -- and that's Latin for "bite me" -- we do not torture.

Tags: John McCain, George W. Bush, America, torture, laws

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