comedycentral.com
thedailyshow.com
indecisionforever.com
ccinsider.comedycentral.com
jokes.com
Colbertnation Home
The Colbert Report Videos
The Colbert Report Full Episodes
Colbert Nation Community
About The Colbert Report
Tickets for The Colbert Report
Buy The Colbert Report Merchandise
November 8, 2005: Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
To view this movie you need the
Adobe Flash Player
plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
"American Patriot" anagrams to "I am an erotic part." (0:09)
I Need More Like This
America,
Fract
See All Tags >
Views:
790
Posted: 11/08/2005
Share This Video
URL:
Embed:
The Colbert Report
Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes
Political Humor
U.S. Speedskating
Bookmark:
All November 8, 2005
Related Videos
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Intro - 11/8/05
On the agenda: Terrell Owens, torture, Christmas tradition and Court TV's Catherine Crier. (0:31)
Tags:
intro,
Christmas,
Terrell Owens
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
America Doesn't Torture
The president says that America doesn't do anything illegal. Torture is illegal. Ergo -- and that's Latin for "bite me" -- we do not torture. (1:13)
Tags:
George W. Bush,
America,
John McCain
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Intercepted Satellite Feed
Bloggers intercepted satellite feed of Stephen's interview with Bradley Whitford and posted the footage on the Internet. (1:28)
Tags:
Jimmy,
technology,
stereotypes
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
The Word - T.O.
The Philadelphia Eagles are suspending Terrell Owens for the rest of the season. But they've forgotten something: Terrell is a very good football player. (2:21)
Tags:
The Word,
sports,
drugs
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
"American Patriot" anagrams to "I am an erotic part." (0:09)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Tip/Wag - Convicted Murderers
Prisons holding murderers should step up their level of security to, say, that of a local bar. (3:25)
Tags:
health,
crime,
Christmas
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Catherine Crier
To get into the news business, Catherine Crier said, "Boys, I've got a camera in the living room. You wanna come over and make a tape?" (7:20)
Tags:
interview,
religion,
Author
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Wilford Brimley Calls - Cocoon
Wilford Brimley doesn't understand why Stephen isn't using the cocoon he sent as a set decoration. (1:48)
Tags:
phone calls,
Wilford Brimley,
Tuesday
, November 8, 2005
Yet Another Day - Flesh-Eating Virus
Tomorrow morning on "Yet Another Day," Christina tells you how to avoid contracting a flesh-eating virus. (0:41)
Tags:
Yet Another Day,
Tuesday
, January 31, 2006
Fract - The American Flag
Which flag is the most popular flag in America? (0:08)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Tuesday
, February 21, 2006
Fract - Americana
Tonight's freedom fact takes a deeper look at Americana production. (0:07)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Monday
, October 24, 2005
Fract - The Wright Brothers
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American. (0:11)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Orville Wright
Thursday
, October 27, 2005
Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined. (0:07)
Tags:
America,
Canada,
Fract
Monday
, October 31, 2005
Fract - Greatest Lakes
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world. (0:08)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
great or greatest
Wednesday
, November 2, 2005
Fract - Civil War
How many Civil Wars has America fought? (0:08)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
war
Tuesday
, November 15, 2005
Fract - Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American. (0:09)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Mount Rushmore
Monday
, December 12, 2005
Fract - War
America has never lost nor tied a war. (0:08)
Tags:
wars,
America,
Fract
Monday
, January 9, 2006
Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was. (0:11)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Native American
Wednesday
, January 11, 2006
Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children. (0:09)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
parents
Thursday
, January 12, 2006
Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy. (0:09)
Tags:
America,
government,
Fract
Monday
, January 16, 2006
Fract - Captain North Korea
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea." (0:10)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
North Korea
Monday
, February 6, 2006
Fract - Native American State Names
Many states are named after Native American words or tribes. (0:10)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Native American
Wednesday
, March 8, 2006
Fract - America Rocks
With their number one hits, the band America shows how this country rocks. (0:08)
Tags:
America,
music,
Fract
Tuesday
, March 14, 2006
Fract - Hawaii
Hawaii was the last state admitted to the union. (0:07)
Tags:
America,
Fract,
Hawaii
Monday
, March 27, 2006
Fract - Bald Eagle
The American bald eagle is actually not bald. (0:07)
Tags:
America,
animals,
Fract
Wednesday
, November 9, 2005
Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John Mica
Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane. (5:15)
Tags:
interview,
America,
Republicans
Thursday
, December 8, 2005
Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck. (7:52)
Tags:
interview,
books,
George W. Bush
Wednesday
, May 10, 2006
The Bird Flu
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment. (2:48)
Tags:
health,
America,
Thursday
, June 22, 2006
Stephen's Fault
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup. (1:32)
Tags:
America,
sports,
Looking for something else?