Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by. (0:37)
Stephen stocks up the eggnog in December so he can nog out all year long. His doctor says he's got a mass of powdered nutmeg obstructing his lower intestine. Again. (1:29)
Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos. (1:13)
Stephen makes a list of people destroying Christmas and talks to "The Sims" designer, Will Wright, and the Christian Coalition sticks to anti-poverty talking points. (0:34)
The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present. (1:12)
Stephen tried to get holiday song artists, the Jingle Dogs on his show but it didn't work out. So, he presents the Jingle-Terns, his caroling inters. (1:23)