March 6, 2006: Hollywood Decontamination

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Monday, March 6, 2006

Hollywood Decontamination

Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed." (1:01)

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Posted: 03/06/2006
Monday, March 6, 2006
Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news. (0:40)
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Monday, March 6, 2006
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed." (1:01)

Monday, March 6, 2006
Behold the awesome and terrifying power of the The DaColbert Code! (2:18)

Monday, March 6, 2006
A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush." (1:00)

Monday, March 6, 2006
Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars. (2:59)

Monday, March 6, 2006
We need to maintain the purity of the blonde race with a massive selective breeding program. (5:32)

Monday, March 6, 2006
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on. (5:53)

Monday, March 6, 2006
Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children. (0:12)

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