After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences. (1:32)
Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard. (1:37)
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep. (1:42)