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June 21, 2006: Don't Mess With Jesus
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Wednesday
, June 21, 2006
Don't Mess With Jesus
The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible. (3:01)
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