Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win. (1:55)
An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs. (3:09)
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says. (3:20)
Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought. (3:38)
Stephen tells sex columnist Dan Savage what his porn name would be -- Tyrone Honeybee -- and Dan Savage tells Stephen what his would be -- Dan Savage. (5:10)
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb. (5:22)
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills. (3:30)
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert. (2:20)