Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan. (4:54)
Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential. (4:42)
As the replacement for Tony Blair is considered, Stephen suggests someone with a good accent. Ian McKellen works because he makes things like the war sound smart. (3:45)