Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker. (0:36)
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed. (1:20)
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it and that he has the kind of brain damage that prevents him from swearing. (6:38)
Stephen's interview with Representative Brad Sherman, whose district contains a large portion of the porn industry, is interrupted by a pizza delivery guy. (7:10)