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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Safe Sex for Senior Citizens
A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)
Political controversy rages over women's health in Texas, Stephen reviews the Westminster Dog Show, and Lance Armstrong explains why he never won the Tour de America. (0:33)
Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater. (1:30)
A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)
Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples. (0:46)
Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater. (1:30)
"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold." (0:39)
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats. (4:33)
Stephen doesn't understand why the FDA would crack down on an unregulated heavy metal that you spray in your nose and can cause permanent damage. (05:08)
At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking. (4:17)