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Monday March 5, 2007

Bears & Balls - Bees

The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.

Tags: Bears & Balls, bears, insects, balls, economy, money, Jim Cramer, technology, Mr. Whiskers, animals, New York Times

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