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April 19, 2007: Hyperbole-Off
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Thursday
, April 19, 2007
Hyperbole-Off
Stephen may have lost the Meta-Free-Phor-All to Sean Penn, but he will not lose his upcoming Hyperbole-Off to George Clooney. (0:34)
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