Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream. (0:33)
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask. (1:58)
Stephen tips his hat to the Sex Pistols, the Gateway Grizzlies and Oral Roberts University and wags his finger at the Department of Defense and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (5:11)
Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it. (3:16)
Stephen honors the heroes who toil to plump our sunken cheeks, hoist our drooping buttocks and thread serrated plastic sutures through the fatty layers beneath our necks. (1:31)