It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy. (0:44)
An outraged Stephen speaks out against beauty queen Tara Conner for publicly exhibiting her sexuality, and proposes a change in the pageant scoring system. (2:57)
Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars. (2:08)
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons? (0:32)
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain. (4:25)