Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems. (4:19)
The Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation is working with your local cable provider to bring The Report to the truly needy, and the truly needy to Stephen's advertisers. (0:36)
The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday. (1:40)
Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral. (1:44)
Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard. (1:37)