A Senator admits to seeing prostitutes, Michael Chertoff warns of all sorts of terrorist attacks, and Stephen brings a magnifying glass to his interview with an ant expert. (0:36)
The Senate gets set to debate the Iraq war all night, so Stephen resolves to show his solidarity and broadcast for 24 hours straight -- no matter what he has to preempt. (3:19)
Stephen tips his hat to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's guts, then wags his finger at IHOP's flapjack diplomacy and Japan's changes to its justice system. (4:28)
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert. (2:20)
As the replacement for Tony Blair is considered, Stephen suggests someone with a good accent. Ian McKellen works because he makes things like the war sound smart. (3:45)
We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency. (5:00)
Without Archie to focus on, Betty will have to do something sad like rediscover her own dreams and devote her life to making the world a better place. (06:06)
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)
John Kasich, host of "The Heartland with John Kasich" on FOX News, lists honesty, integrity, personal responsibility and humility among the best of America's traditional values. (6:10)
The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal. (5:00)
With James Baker and Robert Gates moving into the Bush 43 ranks, it looks as though Bush 41 is trying to wrestle control from his son -- and Stephen doesn't approve. (2:21)
Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns. (3:51)