If you want real candidates of change, go with the team that is so committed to a brighter tomorrow they won't discuss what happened yesterday. (04:36)
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards. (4:16)
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)