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November 5, 2008: Note to Gorlock
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Wednesday
, November 5, 2008
Note to Gorlock
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines. (00:28)
I Need More Like This
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Gorlock
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