In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses George W. Bush's presidency with Bruce Bartlett and Pasadena's little old lady problem with Representative Adam Schiff. (0:31)
Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples. (0:46)
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins. (0:31)
Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book. (0:32)
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed. (1:20)
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)
The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned. (05:48)