Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards. (4:16)
In accordance with hip-hop's longstanding fairness doctrine, Stephen presents Michael Steele's rap response, remixed on behalf of Michael Steele. (06:07)