Stephen comforts Conan O'Brien for losing Glamour Magazine's "Do, Dump or Marry" contest, insults cities around the globe with George Wendt and asks his viewers to send Max Baucus their medical bills. (04:07)
Stephen breaks out the Atone Phone for the Jewish High Holidays, debates capitalism with Michael Moore and fantasizes about a vacation with Sweetness. (04:07)
Stephen Colbert rips Obama for losing the Olympics, plugs Formula 401 and challenges Secretary of Education Arne Duncan to a game of basketball. (04:38)
Stephen blasts Barack Obama's health care speech, rocks out with The Flaming Lips and smacks down Kanye West in a language the rapper understands. (04:50)