New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise. (2:01)
Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy. (5:28)
Gideon Yago thinks it's partially the viewer's fault that music videos are contributing to the fragmentation of American culture. Stephen thinks he's blaming America first. (6:25)
Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy. (0:31)