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March 12, 2009: Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
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Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)
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