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April 9, 2009: ThreatDown - Robert Gates, Dog Seders & Obama
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, April 9, 2009
ThreatDown - Robert Gates, Dog Seders & Obama
Robert Gates chops our defense budget, dogs get their own Seders, and Obama bows before the Saudi king. (05:38)
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