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April 15, 2009: Obama Denies Habeas Corpus
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Wednesday
, April 15, 2009
Obama Denies Habeas Corpus
Barack Obama helps America escape from the Bill of Rights lovers who keep humping the leg of habeas corpus. (01:53)
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