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April 20, 2009: Maersk Alabama - Ken Quinn
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, April 20, 2009
Maersk Alabama - Ken Quinn
Second Mate Ken Quinn and Stephen are returning to sea to hunt pirates in a two-man paddleboat. (02:52)
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