Stephen Colbert rips Obama for losing the Olympics, plugs Formula 401 and challenges Secretary of Education Arne Duncan to a game of basketball. (04:38)
Stephen breaks out the Atone Phone for the Jewish High Holidays, debates capitalism with Michael Moore and fantasizes about a vacation with Sweetness. (04:07)
Stephen comforts Conan O'Brien for losing Glamour Magazine's "Do, Dump or Marry" contest, insults cities around the globe with George Wendt and asks his viewers to send Max Baucus their medical bills. (04:07)
Stephen blasts Barack Obama's health care speech, rocks out with The Flaming Lips and smacks down Kanye West in a language the rapper understands. (04:50)
Stephen condemns the soda tax, slams Bill Clinton for helping free American journalists from North Korea and reveals that he's been played by Meryl Streep this whole time. (4:38)