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April 29, 2009: I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search
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Wednesday
, April 29, 2009
I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search
Fox News exposes liberal textbooks, AmeriCorps increases its mind control, and a girl is strip-searched for ibuprofen. (06:33)
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