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May 5, 2009: Cinco de Mayo Precautions
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, May 5, 2009
Cinco de Mayo Precautions
This year, Stephen celebrates Cinco de Mayo with a quarantined three-bean dip and a Hazmat-suited pinata filled with Tamiflu. (01:50)
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