Stephen comforts Conan O'Brien for losing Glamour Magazine's "Do, Dump or Marry" contest, insults cities around the globe with George Wendt and asks his viewers to send Max Baucus their medical bills. (04:07)
Stephen mourns the death of the coverage of the death of Michael Jackson, recaps the Sotomayor hearings and demands to be named the Worst Person in the World. (4:36)
Stephen condemns the soda tax, slams Bill Clinton for helping free American journalists from North Korea and reveals that he's been played by Meryl Streep this whole time. (4:38)
Stephen blasts Barack Obama's health care speech, rocks out with The Flaming Lips and smacks down Kanye West in a language the rapper understands. (04:50)