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May 18, 2009: ThreatDown - Charity, Casual Jesus & Robot Teachers
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ThreatDown - Charity, Casual Jesus & Robot Teachers
The Christian Children's Fund changes its name, Jesus goes casual, and Japan unveils a scary robot teacher. (05:24)
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