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May 21, 2009: 47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
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Thursday
, May 21, 2009
47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida. (01:38)
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