The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned. (05:48)
The U.S. Speedskating team wins at the World Cup, the New York Lottery goes upscale, and a fifth grader refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. (05:33)
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)