America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers. (04:51)
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy. (4:01)
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other. (2:42)