An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on. (1:15)
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.) (3:41)
Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week. (4:48)