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July 15, 2009: Tip/Wag - Assassination Squads, Biblical History & Gay Penguins
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Tip/Wag - Assassination Squads, Biblical History & Gay Penguins
The CIA shuts down its assassination program, Texas wants Christianity taught in history, and two male penguins end their relationship. (03:48)
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