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July 16, 2009: Cheating Death - Diabetes Dogs, Chocolate Milk & Swearing in Pain
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Cheating Death - Diabetes Dogs, Chocolate Milk & Swearing in Pain
Dogs help fight diabetes, chocolate milk replaces sports drinks, and swearing after an injury alleviates pain. (05:28)
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