America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers. (04:51)
After finding out that China beats the U.S. in the number of jailed journalists, Stephen throws a few more in the grey bar hotel to get up to number one. (2:39)
Each year the date of Chinese New Year is getting earlier and Stephen is concerned that the Chinese are catching up to Americans -- just look at what they did to Chuck Norris! (4:16)