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July 23, 2009: ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley
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ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley
Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time. (05:59)
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